The set of the sails ...

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word 'geometry.' "
Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.' "

A teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl says, "Walt Disney World is fascinating."
The teacher says, "No, I said fascinate. "

Another little girl says, "There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life."
The teacher again says, "No, the word is fascinate."
Little Johnny yells from the back of the room, "My mom has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt."

Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him. When the teacher asks for a word beginning with "A", Little Johnny raises his hand. The teacher anticipates he'll say "ass" so she calls on Mary Lou, who says "apple."

This continues because the teacher knows that Little Johnny knows a cuss word for every letter of the alphabet. Then she gets to "R". She can't think of any cuss words that begin with R, so she calls on Johnny.

He exclaims, "R is for rats -- big f**king rats, with 12-inch c**ks!"

Mrs Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: "Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that." Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Mrs Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."

The teacher asked everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot.

"What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled.

"It's a period."

"Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?"

"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one… Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."

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